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Success is like being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations but nobody knows how many times you were fucked.

Success is like being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations but nobody knows how many times you were fucked.

How come when a woman is pregnant everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations but no one rubs your balls and says good job?

How come when a woman is pregnant everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations but no one rubs your balls and says good job?