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Everyone has that one friend that can turn every conversation into something dirty. I’m usually that friend.

Everyone has…

Normalize telling people “I don’t give a fuck” in the middle of conversations.

Normalize…

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don't want to be a part of.

Resting bitch face…

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

A good way…

Ninety-five percent of conversations is unbelievable waste of time.

Ninety-five percent…

Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting.

Having a dirty mind…

People think I'm shy because I don't get involved with their conversations. The truth is that I really don't give a shit what they're talking about.

People think I’m shy…

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