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Some people ride the crazy train, I drive that motherfucker.

Some people ride the crazy train, I drive that motherfucker.

Be happy. It drives people crazy.

Be happy. It drives people crazy.

If you don't go crazy every now and then, how could you know that you're sane, every now and then. Besides, it's going crazy, that keeps you sane.

If you don’t go crazy every now and then, how could you know that you’re sane, every now and then. Besides, it’s going crazy, that keeps you sane.

I don't understand your specific kind of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it.

I don’t understand your specific kind of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. – George Carlin

Some people confuse passion with crazy. Let me be clear, I am bat shit passionate.

Some people confuse passion with crazy. Let me be clear, I am bat shit passionate.

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers... - Robert Kirkman

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers… – Robert Kirkman

SHIT I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR:

SHIT I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR: 1. Your shit, 2. Crazy shit, 3. Bullshit, 4. Stupid shit, 5. Fake shit, 6. Shit that has nothing to do with me.

The only person I'm afraid is myself. That fucker is crazy.

The only person I’m afraid is myself. That fucker is crazy.

You know what is cheaper than therapy? Admitting you're batshit crazy and running with it.

You know what is cheaper than therapy? Admitting you’re batshit crazy and running with it.