Crazy

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers... - Robert Kirkman

The thing about smart mother fuckers…

SHIT I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR:

SHIT…

The only person I'm afraid is myself. That fucker is crazy.

The only person…

You know what is cheaper than therapy? Admitting you're batshit crazy and running with it.

You know what is cheaper…

If someone asks “Are You Crazy?” Simply reply “Yes”. Boom. End of discussion.

If someone asks…

Stop telling everybody I’m fucking crazy. I love to see the surprises on their faces when they figure it out by themselves.

Stop telling everybody…

Ignorance can be educated and crazy can be medicated but there’s no cure for stupid.

Ignorance can be educated…

Always carry a little crazy with you. You never know when you’ll need it.

Always carry a little crazy…