Life is like a roller coaster. Sometimes it makes you want to scream, cry or throw up.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because if you don’t, everyone will ask you what’s wrong.
Please don’t be rude to me because my rude will outrude your rude and I’ll make you cry.
If I offended you, cry me a river. I’ll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears eating chips and working on my tan.
Most of the time… when you’re crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time… when you’re worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time… when you’re happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time…
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it’s finally fucking over.