Cry

You don’t always have to be strong. Sometimes you need to scream, cuss, throw shit, or have a really good cry. But you always, always, always need to put yourself back together, then go back to being the badass you were meant to be.

You don’t always have to be strong…

I’m not bipolar, I’m multipolar. That means I cry and laugh while I beat the shit out of you.

I’m not bipolar…

Don’t worry, don’t cry, drink vodka and fly.

Don’t worry, don’t cry…

Life is like a roller coaster. Sometimes it makes you want to scream, cry or throw up.

Life is like…

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because if you don’t, everyone will ask you what’s wrong.

Don’t cry…

Please don't be rude to me because my rude will outrude your rude and I'll make you cry.

Please don’t be rude…

If I offended you, cry me a river. I’ll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears eating chips and working on my tan.

If I offended you…

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...

Most of the time…

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it's finally fucking over.

Don’t cry…