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Curse

When I bang my toe against something, it’s like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.

When I bang my toe…

The only reason I wanted to be an adult was to have sex and curse. All this paying bills and waking up to go to work wasn’t the plan.

The only reason…

I don’t curse. I speak fluent trucker with a sailor dialect and a construction accent.

I don’t curse…

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Some days…