Day

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me up.

Some days it’s just better to stay in bed until the next day.

Every morning is another chance to have a less awful day.

The FUCKENING: When your day is going well and you don’t trust it and some shit finally goes down. Ah, there it is, the fuckening.

I heard if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Which is why I only drink every night.

Make yesterday the last day you spent giving a fuck about people that don’t show they give a fuck back.

Start each day with a goal so you have something to fuck up.

Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.

If anyone had a not so good day today, do your best to rock that shit tomorrow. Life is too short for two days of bullshit in a row.