Day

One day I will start behaving myself. One day...

One day…

I don’t need an inspirational quote to start the day. Just give me coffee and shut the fuck up.

I don’t need…

When I take a sick day, it’s because I'm sick of you people.

When I take a sick day…

I don’t really have a plan. I rely solely on caffeine and weirdness to get me through the day.

I don’t really have a plan…

It takes me 5-7 business years to get over things so don't piss me off.

It takes me 5-7…

Dear Ex, if I could go back to the day I met you, I would stay at home and cook rice one by one.

Dear Ex…

If it doesn't affect your pay, don't let it affect your day.

If it doesn’t affect…

Back in my day it was a game of dodgeball where you found out who really didn’t like you.

Back in my day…

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

The older I get…

Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what beautiful day, I’ve got a wonderful feeling, someone’s gonna fuck up my day!

Oh what a beautiful morning…