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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me up.

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me up.

Some days it’s just better to stay in bed until the next day.

Some days it’s just better to stay in bed until the next day.

Every morning is another chance to have a less awful day.

Every morning is another chance to have a less awful day.

The FUCKENING: When your day is going well and you don’t trust it and some shit finally goes down. Ah, there it is, the fuckening.

The FUCKENING: When your day is going well and you don’t trust it and some shit finally goes down. Ah, there it is, the fuckening.

I heard if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Which is why I only drink every night.

I heard if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Which is why I only drink every night.

Make yesterday the last day you spent giving a fuck about people that don’t show they give a fuck back.

Make yesterday the last day you spent giving a fuck about people that don’t show they give a fuck back.

Start each day with a goal so you have something to fuck up.

Start each day with a goal so you have something to fuck up.

Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.

Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.

If anyone had a not so good day today, do your best to rock that shit tomorrow. Life is too short for two days of bullshit in a row.

If anyone had a not so good day today, do your best to rock that shit tomorrow. Life is too short for two days of bullshit in a row.