Day

Have you ever had those days when you are holding a stick and everybody looks like a pinata?

Have you ever had…

I think it’s weird how somedays I feel reasonably healthy, and other days I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

I think it’s weird…

I plan my whole day around the possibility of a nap.

I plan my whole day…

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that there are people that have their ex’s name tattooed on their body.

If you’re having a bad day…

I am not much in seizing the day, I just kinda poke it with a stick.

I am not much…

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me up.

I like my mornings…

Some days it’s just better to stay in bed until the next day.

Some days…

Every morning is another chance to have a less awful day.

Every morning…

The FUCKENING: When your day is going well and you don’t trust it and some shit finally goes down. Ah, there it is, the fuckening.

The FUCKENING…

I heard if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Which is why I only drink every night.

I heard if you drink…