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I don’t really have a plan. I rely solely on caffeine and weirdness to get me through the day.

I don’t really have a plan…

It takes me 5-7 business years to get over things so don't piss me off.

It takes me 5-7…

Dear Ex, if I could go back to the day I met you, I would stay at home and cook rice one by one.

Dear Ex…

If it doesn't affect your pay, don't let it affect your day.

If it doesn’t affect…

Back in my day it was a game of dodgeball where you found out who really didn’t like you.

Back in my day…

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

The older I get…

Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what beautiful day, I’ve got a wonderful feeling, someone’s gonna fuck up my day!

Oh what a beautiful morning…

Don’t just seize the day. Lay the day over your lap and give it a good spanking.

Don’t just seize the day…

We should have a national quiet day where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours.

We should have…

Every day it’s just dumb motherfuckers dumb motherfuckering.

Every day it’s just …