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Have a great day! Or don’t! No one cares!
If your phone battery lasts all day, it’s because no one likes you.
Yeah, it’s pretty hard not to be completely cynical these days. – David Byrne
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. But so was yesterday, and look how that turned out.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? – Steven Wright
Every day is Friday when you’re unemployed.
One day I’m just gonna say fuck it all. And let my demons out to play
LIVE TODAY LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST DAY! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn’t.
One day I will start behaving myself.. But not today. (Tomorrow’s not looking good either.)
Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s YOUR day. Ruin it yourself.