Day

Some days you meet someone and you immediately know you want to spend the rest of your days without them.

Tomorrow’s a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.

I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

Another fine day ruined by responsibility.

Some days my biggest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

If each day is a gift…Can we get a refund on a shitty ones?

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it becomes beautiful day.