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Word of the day: EXHAUSTIPATED. Too tired to give a shit.

Word of the day…

Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve". You know, let karma sort that shit out.

Instead of…

Is there such a thing as a day without bullshit?

Is there such a thing…

Just once I would like to make it through an entire day without having WTF moment!!

Just once…

Having a bad day? You could be a siamese twin attached to a gay brother who has a date and you you're the only one with an ass

Having a bad day?…

Some days you meet someone and you immediately know you want to spend the rest of your days without them.

Some days…

Tomorrow's a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.

Tomorrow’s a new day…

I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving.

I made it through the day…

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

I can only please…

Another fine day ruined by responsibility.

Another fine day…