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Dick pics are the human equivalent of a cat giving you a dead bird as a gift.

Dick pics…

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you’re actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

According to astronomy…

Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they’re dead.

Hating people…

When you are dead, you don't know that you're dead. All of the pain is felt by others. The same thing happens when you are stupid.

When you are dead…