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Dealing

Sometimes, when dealing with people, you can’t help but stop and think, “Yup, I’m about to get my first assault charge!”

Sometimes, when dealing…

I’ve got a better chance finding a unicorn than I do of going through a whole day without dealing with some fucktard.

I’ve got a better chance…

I like crazy, fucked up people. At least I know what I’m dealing with. It’s the ones who seem nice and normal that scare me.

I like crazy…

Dealing with some people is like trying to nail jello to a fucking wall.

Dealing with some people…

Patience is like a toilet roll – the bigger asshole you are dealing with, the quicker it runs out.

Patience…

People should seriously stop expecting normal from me. Stop acting like you don’t know who you’re dealing with.

People should…

I wasn’t always this sarcastic. It took me many years of dealing with assholes to become this good at it.

I wasn’t always this sarcastic…

I didn't turn into an asshole overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

I didn’t turn…

I've reached a point where I can't tell if I'm actually dealing with life better or simply don't give a fuck anymore.

I’ve reached a point…