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My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time. - Darynda Jones

My death will…

Don’t ever piss off a short girl. They are like cute, adorable tiny ninjas of death, who are at the perfect height to punch you in the balls. Shirt girls are badass!

Don’t ever piss off…

Three stages of life: 1. Birth, 2. What the fuck is this, 3. Death

Three stages of life…

Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

I never wish…