Devil

When I was born, the Devil said "Oh shit! Competition".

When I was born…

The devil whispered to me, "I'm coming for you". I whispered back, "bring pizza".

The devil whispered to me…

I have an angel on one shoulder, and a devil on the other. I'm also deaf in one ear.

I have an angel…

Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks “What the fuck are you doing?”

Sometimes…