Dick

Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest.

In a room full of dicks You should not be an asshole.

I guess those enlargement pills are working because you’re twice the dick you were yesterday.

Life is a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Life is like a dick. Sometimes it’s up… Sometimes it’s down…But it won’t be hard forever.

Being a dick won’t make yours any bigger.