Dick

The bigger the dick the smaller the penis.

The bigger the dick…

Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.

Almost every hand…

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

Your dick…

Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest.

Troubles…

In a room full of dicks You should not be an asshole.

In a room full of dicks…

I guess those enlargement pills are working because you're twice the dick you were yesterday.

I guess…

Life is a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.

Life is a dick…

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

How is a woman like a condom?…

Life is like a dick. Sometimes it's up... Sometimes it's down... But it won't be hard forever.

Life is…

Being a dick won’t make yours any bigger.

Being a dick…