Difference

GRAMMAR: The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

There is a difference between talking shit about a person and talking truth about a shitty person.

Shit happens. Every day. To everyone. The difference is in how people deal with it.

The difference between me and most people is the shit everyone else says behind your back, I say it to your face.

Assholes are part of our lives. We can’t escape. It is how we deal with them that makes the difference. – Wendy Sellers

People who think their shit don’t stink haven’t pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to smell the difference.

GRAMMAR: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

What’s the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.

The only difference between a good girl and a bad girl is that good girls are very selective who they’re bad with.

There is a big difference between a QUIET woman and a SILENT woman. The first one is a miracle. The second one is a time bomb.