Difference

The greatest difference between a man and woman is the meaning of: “What an ass.”

The greatest difference…

When someone doesn’t like me, I check my pay stub to see if it made any difference.

When someone doesn’t like…

The difference between booze and weed? Five drunk people will start a fight. Five stoned people will start a band.

The difference…

Who cares if girls look different with no makeup. Your dick looks hella different soft.

Who cares…

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “smell this”, it usually smells nice.

One big difference…

The difference between tequila and your opinion is I asked for tequila.

The difference…

GRAMMAR: The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

GRAMMAR…

There is a difference between talking shit about a person and talking truth about a shitty person.

There is a difference…

Shit happens. Every day. To everyone. The difference is in how people deal with it.

Shit happens…

The difference between me and most people is the shit everyone else says behind your back, I say it to your face.

The difference…