Difference

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “smell this”, it usually smells nice.

One big difference…

The difference between tequila and your opinion is I asked for tequila.

The difference…

GRAMMAR: The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

GRAMMAR…

There is a difference between talking shit about a person and talking truth about a shitty person.

There is a difference…

Shit happens. Every day. To everyone. The difference is in how people deal with it.

Shit happens…

The difference between me and most people is the shit everyone else says behind your back, I say it to your face.

The difference…

Assholes are part of our lives. We can't escape. It is how we deal with them that makes the difference. - Wendy Sellers

Assholes are part of our lives…

People who think their shit don't stink haven't pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to smell the difference.

People who think…

GRAMMAR: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

GRAMMAR…

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.

What’s the difference…