Difference

People who think their shit don't stink haven't pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to smell the difference.

People who think…

GRAMMAR: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

GRAMMAR…

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.

What’s the difference…

The only difference between a good girl and a bad girl is that good girls are very selective who they're bad with.

The only difference…

There is a big difference between a QUIET woman and a SILENT woman. The first one is a miracle. The second one is a time bomb.

There is a big difference…