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I really don't care what anyone thinks of me. I am who I am, I do what I want and I don't live to please you.

I really don’t care…

If you don’t like the way I do things feel free to mind your own fucking business.

If you don’t like…

I love when people underestimate me. Seeing the stupid expressions on their faces after they see what I can really do is fucking priceless.

I love when people…

Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

Sometimes, I shock myself…

Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fucking fired.

Whoever is in charge…

I don’t always do the wrong thing, but when I do, it’s the wrongiest of all the wrongs that ever wronged.

I don’t always do…

Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.

Tell me not to do…

If a woman says, “do what you want”, do not do what you want. Stand still, don’t blink, don’t answer, don’t even breathe. Just play dead.

If a woman says…

I don’t owe anyone any explanations for why I do the shit I do.

I don’t owe…

Listen, smile, agree. And then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway. – Robert Downey Jr.

Listen, smile, agree…