Don’t Give a Shit

The universe doesn’t give a shit about you.

The universe doesn’t give a shit…

Before you judge me please understand that I don't give a shit what you think.

Before you judge…

Learn not to give a shit, you'll be happier.

Learn not to give a shit…

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper "no one gives a shit".

Do you ever just wanna…

Life is so much easier when you just don't give a shit.

Life is so much easier…

Hang on, I’m still trying to decide whether I don’t give a shit or if I don’t give a fuck.

Hang on…

Didn’t care yesterday. Don’t give a shit today. Probably won’t give a fuck tomorrow.

Didn’t care yesterday…

Blessed are the constipated for they don’t give a shit.

Blessed are the constipated…

Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t give a shit!

Fake people…

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.

52% of women…