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You don’t have to be everyone’s cup of tea. Be gasoline. Set shit on fire.

You don’t have to be…

When a woman says “correct me if I’m wrong”, do not under any, I mean any circumstances do it.

When a woman says…

If I ask you how you’re doing, please just say “good” and move on. Don’t start telling me shit.

If I ask you…

Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up. ― Barack Obama

Don’t underestimate…

Don't ask me stupid questions. I carry sarcasm like car keys.

Don’t ask me…

I don’t fuck with a lot of people cause I've seen them talk shit about everybody they cool with.

I don’t fuck with…

Don’t drink and drive because there are people who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault.

Don’t drink and drive…

What leads you to believe I don’t like you I don’t but I wanna know what gave it anyway.

What leads you to believe…

Don’t lead, I'll wander off bored. Don't follow. I'll get you lost. Walk beside me and help me cause trouble.

Don’t lead…

Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s YOUR day. Ruin it yourself.

Don’t let anyone…