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When life shuts a door… open it again. It’s a door. That’ how they work.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out! Hell who I am kidding. I hope you fall down the fuckin stairs too.
I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for answers.
When one door closes, another opens. Or you can open the closed door. That’s how doors work.
When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.
Yes, my door is always open. Makes it easier to throw people out.