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The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
Every woman’s dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed, and clean the whole house while she sleeps.
According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you’re actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
The reason you have to follow your dreams is because even your dreams are trying get away from you.
I was chasing my dreams, but tripped over reality and busted my head on the truth.
If you keep following your dreams they’re going to file a restraining order.
If you dream big enough, anything can come true. Just kidding. Get back to work.
Can’t fall asleep? Good. Your dreams will never come true anyway.
Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. Wrong! Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.