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Saying I have a drinking problem is like saying Bruce Lee had a Kung Fu problem. It’s not a problem if you are an expert at it.

Saying I have…

Saw someone with “My work up is your work out” T-shirt. Well, my casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning. So fuck you.

Saw someone with…

You can only say “WTF” so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking.

You can only say “WTF”…

Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like watching porn on the radio.

Drinking non-alcoholic beer…

Behind every hangover, there's a promise of never drinking again.

Behind every hangover…

Dr's say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice: Drink 8 glasses of wine a day an you won't give a damn how old you look.

Dr’s say…

I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

I finally quit…

Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on see-saw…

Funny how…

Don’t judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones. Those fuckers are up to something.

Don’t judge,,,

I told myself that I should stop drinking. But I’m not about to listen to a drunk that talk to himself.

I told myself…