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You know you’re getting old when “friends with benefits” means having someone who can drive at night.

You know you’re getting old…

I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying, “I am a vet, therefore I drive like an animal”. Suddenly I realised how many gynecologists there are on the road.

I saw a car…

If you don't swear when you drive then you aren't paying enough attention to the road.

If you don’t swear…