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There’s no need to drive me crazy. I’m close enough to walk.

There’s no need to drive me crazy…

You know you’re getting old when “friends with benefits” means having someone who can drive at night.

You know you’re getting old…

I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying, “I am a vet, therefore I drive like an animal”. Suddenly I realised how many gynecologists there are on the road.

I saw a car…

If you don't swear when you drive then you aren't paying enough attention to the road.

If you don’t swear…