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A drunk mouth speaks a sober mind.

A drunk mouth…

Crying about a broken heart all day is childish. Get drunk and set shit on fire, like an adult.

Crying about a broken heart…

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me. - Jim Morrison

Being drunk…

I don’t get drunk. I just get less classy and more fun.

I don’t get drunk…

Let’s get drunk, make mistakes and blame it on the alcohol.

Let’s get drunk…

If I drunk text you… don’t text me the next morning and ask what I meant. I’m just as confused as you are.

If I drunk text you…

Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever.

Hangovers are temporary…

You don’t really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.

You don’t really truly know…

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They are thinking of you when they can barely think straight.

If someone drunk…

Drunk is when you feel sophisticated, but can't pronounce it.

Drunk is…