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If you can’t laugh at life it will fucking eat you alive.

If you can’t laugh…

Don't fuck with people who fuck with people you don't fuck with. Because people that eat together, speak together... and guess who's the topic?

Don’t fuck with people…

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, kill someone, lose weight, and eat something sweet.

Being a woman…

Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

Eat whatever you want…

I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a fuck about your opinion of me.

I’ll eat a bowl of water…

They tell you to do what makes you happy. Then they fucking tell you that you drink too much, eat too much and fucking swear too much. What the fuck, that's the shit that makes me happy.

They tell you to do…

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love getting drunk and eating everything.

I wish I loved exercise…

Forget about prince charming. Go for the wolf. He can see you better, hear you better, and eat you better.

Forget about prince charming…

If you eat well, get good sleep, exercise, and drink plenty of water, you’ll die anyway.

If you eat well…

Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. Wrong! Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.

Every guy thinks…