Eat

They tell you to do what makes you happy. Then they fucking tell you that you drink too much, eat too much and fucking swear too much. What the fuck, that's the shit that makes me happy.

They tell you to do…

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love getting drunk and eating everything.

I wish I loved exercise…

Forget about prince charming. Go for the wolf. He can see you better, hear you better, and eat you better.

Forget about prince charming…

If you eat well, get good sleep, exercise, and drink plenty of water, you’ll die anyway.

If you eat well…

Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. Wrong! Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.

Every guy thinks…