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I’ve found that if you tuck one part of your pant legs into your sock, people expect less of you.

I’ve found…

How to be happy: don't expect a goddamn thing from anyone.

How to be happy…

I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my friends and family expect that shit for free.

I get paid to be nice at work…

People should seriously stop expecting normal from me. Stop acting like you don’t know who you’re dealing with.

People should…