Expert

Saying I have a drinking problem is like saying Bruce Lee had a Kung Fu problem. It’s not a problem if you are an expert at it.

Saying I have…

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Of course I talk to myself…

I am sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

I am sorry…

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