Explain

You may call it being a smart ass. I call it explaining why you’re an idiot.

You may call it being a smart ass…

Whatever you hear about me please believe it. I no longer have the time to explain myself. You can also add some if you want.

Whatever you hear about me…

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"? Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain it.

Why do people ask…

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics.

Never do anything…