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The difference between me and most people is the shit everyone else says behind your back, I say it to your face.

The difference between me and most people is the shit everyone else says behind your back, I say it to your face.

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.

I couldn't be fake about anything even if I tried, my facial expressions would never allow it.

I couldn’t be fake about anything even if I tried, my facial expressions would never allow it.

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

I love sarcasm, it's like punching people in the face, but with words.

I love sarcasm, it’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.

I hate two-faced people. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.

Don’t tell me to calm down. I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face.

Don’t tell me to calm down. I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face.

When someone says "everything happens for a reason" a fun thing to do is punch them in the face and say "this was meant to be".

When someone says “everything happens for a reason” a fun thing to do is punch them in the face and say “this was meant to be”.

Wherever you go there is always going to be that one bitch you will feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.

Wherever you go there is always going to be that one bitch you will feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.