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Yeah, I’m a pacifist. I’m about to pass a fist across your face.

Yeah, I’m a pacifist…

Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that face.

Remember…

Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.

Smiling give you wrinkles…

The difference between me and most people is the shit everyone else says behind your back, I say it to your face.

The difference…

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.

Friends come and go…

I couldn't be fake about anything even if I tried, my facial expressions would never allow it.

I couldn’t be fake…

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

Some people come…

I love sarcasm, it's like punching people in the face, but with words.

I love sarcasm…

I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.

I hate two-faced people…

Don’t tell me to calm down. I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face.

Don’t tell me…