Face

I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.

I hate two-faced people…

Don’t tell me to calm down. I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face.

Don’t tell me…

When someone says "everything happens for a reason" a fun thing to do is punch them in the face and say "this was meant to be".

When someone says…

Wherever you go there is always going to be that one bitch you will feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.

Wherever you go…

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

Some people just need…

Manners: The art of smiling and nodding when all you want to do is slap that bitch in the face.

MANNERS…

When you're a child you make funny faces at the mirror. In middle age, the mirror gets even.

When you’re a child…

The world will be a better place if you kick an asshole in the face.

The world will be a better place…

FUCK FACE: A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it. and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.

FUCK FACE…

You remind me of a penny. Worthless, two-faced,and inside everyone's pants.

You remind me…