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Manners: The art of smiling and nodding when all you want to do is slap that bitch in the face.

MANNERS…

When you're a child you make funny faces at the mirror. In middle age, the mirror gets even.

When you’re a child…

The world will be a better place if you kick an asshole in the face.

The world will be a better place…

FUCK FACE: A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it. and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.

FUCK FACE…

You remind me of a penny. Worthless, two-faced,and inside everyone's pants.

You remind me…

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face.

I love everybody…

If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.

If laughter…

I may look calm but in my head I've punched you in the face five times.

I may look calm…

Treat others the way you want to be treated. Except fuckfaces. Treat them like fuckfaces.

Treat others…

Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Some people…