Fact

I'm hilarious once you overlook the fact that I'm an asshole.

I’m hilarious…

I accept the fact that you hate me. Please accept the fact that it doesn’t bother me.

I accept the fact…

I’m only interested in people that can deal with the fact that I’m out of my goddamn mind.

I’m only interested…

The fact that there’s a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. - Darynda Jones

The fact…

A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF

A FACT OF LIFE…