Fall in Love

They said the only way to get over a broken heart is to fall in love again. So I fell in love with myself. Best fucking relationship in my life.

They said the only way to get over…

I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

I fell in love…

Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.

Falling in love…

I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

I’d tell you to kiss my ass…

Fall in love? No, thank you. I'd much rather fall asleep.

Fall in love?…

A lot of us fell in love with someone we should of only fucked once then murdered.

A lot of us…

Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see. That's why women wear makeup and men lie.

Women fall in love…