Fall in Love

I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.

I’d tell you to kiss my ass, but I’m pretty sure you’d fall in love, and then I’d never get rid of you.

Fall in love? No, thank you. I’d much rather fall asleep.

A lot of us fell in love with someone we should of only fucked once then murdered.

Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see. That’s why women wear makeup and men lie.