Fan

I’m a huge fan of saying “you’re welcome” really loud when people don’t say thank you.

I’m a huge fan…

I have no problem with god - it's his fan club that scares me. ― A.B. Potts

I have no problem with god…

People talk about me behind my back and I just sit here like "damn, I got myself a fan club".

People talk about me…

If you don't like me and still watch everything I do, bitch you are fan.

If you don’t like me…

I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan never knew what an incredible legacy he would leave.

I bet the first guy…

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