Feeling

Do you ever get the feeling that your fairy godmother stepped out for a smoke?

Do you ever get the feeling…

Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit – you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices.

Sometimes doing a good job…

You’ll be sad for a while, then you’ll stop giving a fuck. And it will be the best feeling ever.

You’ll be sad for a while…

GRAMMAR: The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

GRAMMAR…

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

You know that…

When someone calls me an “asshole” I get this warm feeling inside because my work here is done.

When someone calls me…

DEJA POO: The feeling that you've heard that crap before.

DEJA POO…

You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Yeah, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that.

You know that feeling…