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GRAMMAR: The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.
When someone calls me an “asshole” I get this warm feeling inside because my work here is done.
DEJA POO: The feeling that you’ve heard that crap before.
You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Yeah, that’s arrhythmia. You can die from that.