Female

Adult females friendships are mostly sending memes and helping diagnose sociopaths in each other’s lives.

Adult females friendships…

When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself, then he grows a new penis. If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone to "go fuck yourself" I don't know what is.

When a male octopus…

Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.

Nobody texts faster…