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I’m proud as fuck of the person I’m today. I have overcome shit I thought could kill me and I have fought through shit I thought would destroy me.

I’m proud…

Never fight until you have to. But when it's time to fight, you fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark... and brother, it's startin' to rain.

Never fight until…

The difference between booze and weed? Five drunk people will start a fight. Five stoned people will start a band.

The difference…

Husband hack: Next time you’re in a fight with your wife, start undressing. She will instantly have a headache and fall asleep.

Husband hack…

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer per day.

People who work…

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

I stopped fighting…

Never pick a fight with a woman older than 40. They are full of rage and sick of everyone's shit.

Never pick a fight…

If I have to fight for your attention then fuck your attention.

If I have to fight…

People push you to your limits, but when you finally explode and fight back you are the mean one!

People push you…

Whenever the brain and the heart fight, it's always the liver that suffers.

Whenever the brain…