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Husband hack: Next time you’re in a fight with your wife, start undressing. She will instantly have a headache and fall asleep.

Husband hack…

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer per day.

People who work…

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

I stopped fighting…

Never pick a fight with a woman older than 40. They are full of rage and sick of everyone's shit.

Never pick a fight…

If I have to fight for your attention then fuck your attention.

If I have to fight…

People push you to your limits, but when you finally explode and fight back you are the mean one!

People push you…

Whenever the brain and the heart fight, it's always the liver that suffers.

Whenever the brain…

A little piece of advice… Don't talk shit if you can't fight.

A little piece of advice…