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If liar’s pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

If liar’s pants really did catch on fire…

Crying about a broken heart all day is childish. Get drunk and set shit on fire, like an adult.

Crying about a broken heart…

How much better would life be if a liar’s pants really did catch on fire?

How much better…

Being an adult is easy. It’s like riding a bike, except the bike is on fire. Everything is on fire. And you’re in hell.

Being an adult…