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A lot of your problems come from not putting people in their place the first fucking time they tried you.

A lot of your problems…

I'm guessing who first called it “common sense” didn't fucking know very many people.

I’m guessing who first…

Marriages are like pancakes. There’s no shame in throwing out the first one.

Marriages are…

Do you want to play a game? It’s called “fuck off”. You go first.

Do you want to play…

You were the first sperm to the egg. You were born a winner. Fucking act like it.

You were the first…