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I grew up on “stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about”. Followed by “fix your damn face”.

I grew up on…

They say you can’t fix stupid. Turns out you can’t quarantine it either.

They say you can’t fix stupid…

Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.

Ugliness can be fixed…

You suck. You should fix that.

You suck…

I could “fix stupid” but then I would be labeled a "serial killer".

I could “fix stupid”…

Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.

Even duct tape can’t…