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Follow Your Dreams

I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later. - Mitch Hedberg

I’m sick of following my dreams…

The reason you have to follow your dreams is because even your dreams are trying get away from you.

The reason…

If you keep following your dreams they're going to file a restraining order.

If you keep following your dreams…