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He who follows the herd only sees assholes.

He who follows the herd…

Don’t lead, I'll wander off bored. Don't follow. I'll get you lost. Walk beside me and help me cause trouble.

Don’t lead…

Lead me not into temptation. Oh who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.

Lead me not…

I am no longer following my heart. That bitch gives bad directions.

I am no longer…

Yes, I've made mistakes. Life doesn't come with instructions. And if it did, I wouldn't follow them anyway.

Yes, I’ve made mistakes…

Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as shit.

Follow your brain…

Best friends are those who don’t say anything when you show up at their door with a dead body. They just grab a shovel and follow you.

Best friends…

Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

Be careful…