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I just laugh stuff off because prison don't cook the food I like.

I just laugh…

I drive safer when there’s food in my passengers seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

I drive safer…

I am pretty sure I like food more than I Like people.

I am pretty sure…

Whoever snuck the “s” in the “fast food” was a clever little bastard.

Whoever snuck the “s”…

Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exist in the world.

Until you work in food or retail…

I planned to work out and have a nice body for people to look at this summer, but then I remembered I like food more than I like people.

I planned to work out…