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My brain says “let’s do something exciting today”. My body says “don’t listen to that fool”.

My brain says…

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you have been humble long enough. Start acting a god damn fool.

I don’t know who needs…

Fool me once, fuck you forever.

Fool me once…

Fool me once, fuck you. Life is too short for three strikes.

Fool me once…

A foolish man complains about his torn pocket, while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

A foolish man complains…

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it. - W. C. Fields

If at first you don’t succeed…

Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.

Wise people think…

Fool me once, fuck you. I keep it simple.

Fool me once…

Sometimes, you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.

Sometimes, you have to…

Silence is the best reply to a fool.

Silence…