Fool

A foolish man complains about his torn pocket, while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

A foolish man complains…

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it. - W. C. Fields

If at first you don’t succeed…

Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.

Wise people think…

Fool me once, fuck you. I keep it simple.

Fool me once…

Sometimes, you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.

Sometimes, you have to…

Silence is the best reply to a fool.

Silence…

Always trust your gut. Your brain can be fooled and your heart is an idiot, but your gut doesn't know how to lie.

Always trust your gut…

Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Wise men speak…

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me for not beating the fuck out of you the first time.

Fool me once…