Foot

You can’t have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time.

You can’t have both feet…

I'm not sure how you have your foot in your mouth, head in your ass, and nose in my business. Yet here we are you fucking wizard.

I’m not sure how…

The toes you step on today may be connected to the foot in your ass tomorrow.

The toes you step on…

Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow.

Be careful…

Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time?

Your flexibility…