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Less friends less bullshit. Keep your circle small.

Less friends…

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.

Friends come and go…

A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it is bullshit and listens some more.

A friend is someone…

There’s a “hell” in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe,"over" in lover, "end" in friend, and “if” in life.

There’s a “hell” in hello…

Sometimes I enjoy when people stop being friends with me. It's like the garbage took itself out.

Sometimes I enjoy…

You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee.

You remind me…

Do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you're like "glad I got the fuck outta that one"?

Do you ever see a person…

Sometimes I wonder why I don't have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people's mouths and I remember.

Sometimes I wonder…

Dirty mind. Caring friend. Potty mouth. Good heart. Smart ass. Kind of an asshole. Humble. Great in bed. Can drink like a fish. Will call you on your shit. I never said I was perfect.

Dirty mind…

Best friends are those who don’t say anything when you show up at their door with a dead body. They just grab a shovel and follow you.

Best friends…