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Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up. ― Barack Obama

Don’t underestimate…

Everything happens for a reason except the things you fuck up yourself.

Everything happens…

Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what beautiful day, I’ve got a wonderful feeling, someone’s gonna fuck up my day!

Oh what a beautiful morning…

Shut the fuck up. Shut all the way the fuck up until you reach the top of shut fuck mountain, where there are no more fuck ups to shut!

Shut the fuck up…

I’m great at multitasking. I can fuck up everything at once.

I’m great at multitasking…

Take a deep breath. This is life. You are supposed to fuck up sometimes.

Take a deep breath…

If you fuck up but then unfuck your fuck up and nobody saw the fuckery, did you even fuck up at all?

If you fuck up…

Give me five minutes, I will fuck this whole situation up. It's kinda what I do.

Give me five minutes…

I don't half-ass anything, I fuck it all the way up

I don’t half-ass anything…

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me up.

I like my mornings…