Fuck Up

If you fuck up but then unfuck your fuck up and nobody saw the fuckery, did you even fuck up at all?

If you fuck up…

Give me five minutes, I will fuck this whole situation up. It's kinda what I do.

Give me five minutes…

I don't half-ass anything, I fuck it all the way up

I don’t half-ass anything…

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me up.

I like my mornings…

You either say how you feel and fuck it up or say nothing and let it fuck you up instead.

You either say…

Start each day with a goal so you have something to fuck up.

Start each day with a goal…

What doesn't kill you fucks you up mentally.

What doesn’t kill you…

If fucking up is power, I should be the Hulk by now. - Richard Kadrey

If fucking up is power…

Life has a tendency of fucking things up when you finally get to be happy.

Life has a tendency…

Fuck excuses, learn to admit when you fuck up.

Fuck excuses…