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Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain
How to be grown up at work: Replace “Fuck You” with “OK Great”.
“As fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement.
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.
Stress is caused by giving a fuck.
Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you even give a fuck.
Don’t like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.
RULE NUMBER ONE: Fuck what they think.