Fuck

Nothing inspires the words "fuck off", like someone asking me to watch my language.

Nothing inspires the words…

OH YOU HATE ME? Join the club! They are weekly meeting at the corner of fuck you street and kiss my ass blvd.

OH YOU HATE ME?…

Over time, I’ve mastered the art of saying “Fuck off” just by looking at someone.

Over time…

I don’t drink on lunch breaks because the last thing I need is more motivation to tell everyone to fuck off.

I don’t drink…

I’m nice as fuck. So if you see me being mean to someone they earned that shit.

I’m nice as fuck…

My “give a fuck” is still broken but my “go fuck yourself” is fully functional.

My “give a fuck”…

I’m at the age where fuck you, fuck off, and fuck that answer almost every question I’m asked.

I’m at the age…

I express all my emotions by saying “FUCK” in varying tones.

I express all my emotions…

Sometimes the most soul cleansing, spiritual thing you can do is to tell someone to fuck off.

Sometimes…

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long.

I don’t have a bucket list…