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Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.

Don’t like me?…

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain

Nobody dies a virgin…

How to be grown up at work: Replace "Fuck You" with "OK Great".

How to be grown up at work…

“As fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement.

“As fuck”…

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

Before sex…

Stress is caused by giving a fuck.

Stress is caused…

Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you even give a fuck.

Before you ask…

Don't like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.

Don’t like me?…

RULE NUMBER ONE: Fuck what they think.

RULE NUMBER ONE…